The Great Lorraine Kelly Radio Game (Version 1.2)

From: Giles@gevans.demon.co.uk (Gilo)
Newsgroups: alt.radio.uk.talk-radio
Subject: TRUK: The Great LK Game [repost] =====
Date: Sat, 18 Apr 98 17:10:01 GMT
Message-ID: <892919401snz@gevans.demon.co.uk>
    

-= You too can recreate sentences as spoken =-
-= by Lorraine Kelly of TRUK and GMTV fame =-

If you're too lazy to follow these instructions, here is a computer generated random version:

You're listening to Talk Radio, It's been a joy. You're listening to Talk Radio, Thats Craaaaaazy. I'm Lorraine Kelly. Ooh, feeer suuure, Mah wee gerral, There's a good argument for listening...... What do YOU think? Oh nooooooooooooooo! Today we will be discussing something dull, You get what you pay for. Mah Rosie has a wee dolly, Thats daft. >> Run again <<

Instructions

1. Find 2 die and roll them, with the first total you get, refer it to the FIRST 11 corresponding quotes below. Write that quote down.
2. Repeat the above excercise but this time refer your total to the SECOND 11 quotes. Again write this quote next the the last quote. (The idea is to form a sentence).
3. Repeat both actions 5 times and you should (all being well) have the script for Lorraine Kelly's next afternoon show.

FIRST 11 QUOTES

2. Mah Rosie has a wee dolly,
3. What do YOU think?
4. You're listening to Talk Radio,
5. Mah wee gerral,
6. Today we will be discussing something dull,
7. Hello?
8. Holly calls from Kent,
9. You're listening to Talk Radio,
10. Bizarrrre!
11. I'm Lorraine Kelly.
12. Talk Radio,

SECOND 11 QUOTES

2. There's a good argument for listening......
3. Oh nooooooooooooooo!
4. That's verry truuue.
5. You get what you pay for.
6. Thats daft.
7. It's been a joy.
8. Ooh, feeer suuure,
9. R--i--g--h--t,
10. Thats Craaaaaazy.
11. 1053/89,
12. Auch Thats just Daft!!

OKAY! How did it go??? Here is what happened to me:

6, 4, 5, 6, 3, 7, 7, 7, 10, 2

- Translated:

LORRAINE KELLY'S SCRIPT FOR MONDAYS SHOW

Today we will be discussing something dull, That's verrry truuue. Mah wee gerral, Thats daft. What do you think? Its been a joy. Hello? Its been a joy. Bizarrrre! There's a good argument for listening.....

I think you'll agree......SCARY ISN'T IT. :-/
Byeeeeeee!